I feel like a hundred dollars.

2009

December
November
October
September
August
July 2
June 1
May
April
March 25
February 16
January 3

2008

December 26
November 23
October 31
September 54
August 54
July 43
June 45
May 65
April 24
March 79
February 39
January 40

2007

December 32
November 54
October 56
September 44
August 69
July 42
June 38
May 77
April
March
February
January
As if you needed any more proof that some weird shit happens...
May 31st
“I just said, ‘Hah!’ That’s it. Sometimes...”
— ESPN.com - MLB - Recap
May 31st
Warch Watch
Arod’s bushleague play.
May 31st
The stats monkeys in the front office worked all night to...
May 30th
May 30th
“Why You Wouldn’t Expect Her To Be a Scientologist:...”
—  CRACKED.com - The Top 10...
May 30th
“Dirt Dog is what he is. And it was awesome to see someone...”
— 5.29.07 Curt Schilling...
May 30th
Warch Watch
Son Volt - Drown (via shukowinz)
May 29th
stereogum: Paste Mag's Top 40 Music Venues
May 29th
Posada, Jeterflakes, and the number...
May 29th

Reason #3,567 to stop drinking coke.

“[An] expert in ageing at Sheffield University, who has been working on sodium benzoate since...
May 29th
“It’s generally considered bad form for a critic to advocate...”
— Jeremy C. Fox’s...
May 29th
Do not ever see this movie. Ever.
May 29th
Via SomethingAwful
May 25th
Now US Attorney for the state of Arkansas, Former RNC...
May 25th

The May 16, 2007 GOP Presidential...

BROWNBACK: If you’re raped, you should have a baby. ROMNEY: I am recently and totally...
May 25th
Video Premiere: 'Icky Thump' by the White...
May 24th
“In condemning Britney-obsessed reporters and readers, Gore...”
— Al Gore and Tom Friedman think...
May 24th
Link
May 24th
“From the beginning of May until Tuesday, 321 unidentified...”
— “Morgue Data Shows...
May 24th
“And what happens with increased presence, there’s...”
—  President Bush Participates...
May 24th
Mo Money, Mo Problems
May 24th
May 23rd
“Our news team began their study of emo culture on the...”
— ABC 4 Investigation: Emos...
May 23rd
And people who think Schilling is man enough to plunk him...
May 23rd
“So is Ichiro, particularly when it comes to fulfilling a...”
— Staying in Seattle a...
May 23rd
May 23rd
“The Washington Post’s William Arkin: “I went to...”
— Political Wire: Is It Because...
May 23rd
The first 10 tracks (of about fifty) revealed: ...
May 23rd
LOL President
May 23rd
Warch Watch
I spent bay to breakers at a giant toga party, complete with a full-size replica of the death-mobile...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
Former Deputy Attorney General James B. Comey testifies to the Senate Judiciary Committee on May 15,...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
May 23rd
Hey- I think that’s my secretary’s chair!
May 23rd
May 22nd
May 22nd
More complaint cards can be found at SomethingAwful.com 
May 22nd
“It should be noted that during that World Series, whenever...”
— Mitch Williams - Wikipedia,...
May 22nd
Al Gore proves to the internet that no one screws around at...
May 22nd
Aussie Rules Javelin Catching.  (from Fark.com)
May 22nd
LOLllerskatesBush.
May 22nd
“Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is...
May 22nd

Lunchtime at the local 7-Eleven...

I was picking up a rockstar* to try to stay awake for the rest of the day, and waiting in line...
May 21st
Fat, gossiping, wastes-of-your-tax-dollars fired, lawyer...
May 21st
Baseball nerds are awesome. Here’s a chart of HR by...
May 21st
“My main is a 49 Monk named Scythehands Voxslayer, and my...”
— Curt Schilling:  Nerd; Total...
May 18th
Warch Watch
Wait for it…. wait for it….. (via patolr)
May 18th
Using The Maths to explain what’s wrong with mike.
May 18th
Feeling lucky? Then ride this North Korean...
May 18th
First Game
May 17th
May 17th
“They write this up as if these kids are some kind of...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve...
May 17th
Warch Watch
George Deciderwalker Bush gives terr the finger. 
May 17th
For $100, you can be the most hated person on your softball...
May 16th
“The most notable sitcom on tap is Caveman, adapted from the...”
— Troy Patterson - Slate...
May 16th
Gonzalez to Specter and Leahy:  My cat’s breath smells...
May 16th

Sky Blue Sky

It’s nowhere near as good as “Being There”, and Wilco’ll never be as good as...
May 16th
Beta today, world domination September 25, 2007.
May 16th
““We went to Washington to change government. Instead,...”
— John “I used to be a...
May 15th
“On news of Falwell’s death, McCain said in a...”
— Timothy Noah, Slate.com. [And...
May 15th
Warch Watch
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? (via McFoxy)
May 15th
Tetris on a T-Shirt
May 15th
We meant it in a good way
May 15th
“ * “AIDS is not just God’s punishment for...”
— From various diatribes of the...
May 15th
Jamie: put that on the blog!
Mike: OH ITS FUCKING GOING ON THE BLOG!
May 15th
Warch Watch
Judge Judy tears fat, pasty, NASCAR-loving ebay scammer One-Thousand, Three-Hundred Forty-Nine...
May 15th
“[Vincent] Gallo issued a curse on my colon. I responded that...”
— Roger Ebert
May 15th
Oops! In reference to my earlier post, apparently, John...
May 15th
John Barmon is a successful real estate agent in Cambridge,...
May 15th

Mat-zoo-saka wahhhhhhhhhh

Got fourth row seats w/ standing room tickets.  We sat right near John Henry, Tom Werner, and their...
May 15th
This asinine chair can be yours for the bargain price of...
May 15th
“5. If he’d signed with Boston, between Dice-K Mania,...”
— ESPN.com: Page 2 : Bill...
May 14th
“Last year, Burger King made its own Xbox video games, with...”
— A dispatch from the Clio...
May 14th
Mike: dude, we've got to advertise porn. That's where the fame and money and drugs are
me: no, porn is old school. We need to advertise for hd porn
Mike: Ahhh. High-Resolution CG-Rendered porn.
May 14th
May 14th

The man's a menace.

Fact:  Clements’ contract with the Yankees requires him to trim his hair, but does not require...
May 14th
“Oh, perhaps that was uncalled for. You know what else was...”
— Another season, another reason...
May 14th