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Haha, not only was Jindal’s response a boring, slow-motion, moonshine-bubba gump-WTF is with that ridiculous accent-esque trainwreck, it was also a lie.
Memo to Jindal: Next time you tell a bullshit anecdote, try less on your “revolt against paperwork with the hick sherrif” and more on “the time I battled the huge muslin squid monster.”
(Note: this was the lamest google image search in the history of anything. Every picture of this dude had him standing in front of a flag, or behind a podium, or making out with a bald eagle. I thought this one looked the most furry-porn-dungeon creepy.)
